Stragdubgess is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, effective fairy.

Stragdubgess created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragdubgess, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stragdubgess, he will destroy your home planet.

Stragdubgess' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Stragdubgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bananas to great tits while wearing violet stockings.

2. Never think ill of sick ants.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not hurt swans.