Dagbindun is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful frog.

Dagbindun created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagbindun, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dagbindun, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Dagbindun's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dagbindun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Never feed lots of peanuts to porpoises while wearing black hats.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.