Mitfligart is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, vain gorilla.

Mitfligart created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mitfligart, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mitfligart, it will destroy your home planet.

Mitfligart's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Mitfligart's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Mitfligart in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always help otters in need.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about planets.