Armgepham is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent tapir.

Armgepham created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armgepham, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Armgepham, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Armgepham's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Armgepham's Holy Commandments

1. Armgepham must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never feed lots of bread to birds while wearing cyan scarves.

3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not cook food in pots.