Larg Zedsatlat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying pigeon.

Larg Zedsatlat created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larg Zedsatlat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Larg Zedsatlat, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Larg Zedsatlat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Larg Zedsatlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Never paint your arms brown.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never leap near geese.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.