Raghatdimstraghaddob is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent gnu.

Raghatdimstraghaddob created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raghatdimstraghaddob, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Raghatdimstraghaddob, he will strike you with lightening.

Raghatdimstraghaddob's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Raghatdimstraghaddob's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Put Raghatdimstraghaddob first in all things.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Raghatdimstraghaddob on top of important buildings.

5. Do not chop down trees.