Cedtettilarngess is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome naga.

Cedtettilarngess created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedtettilarngess, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cedtettilarngess, she will be very unhappy.

Cedtettilarngess' most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cedtettilarngess' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

3. Run away if four dogs approach from the west.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.