Lunstragjab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, egotistical parrot.

Lunstragjab created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunstragjab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lunstragjab, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Lunstragjab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Lunstragjab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. You must love Lunstragjab.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Hide from magenta great tits for they are unholy.