Gembingup is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent hummingbird.

Gembingup created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gembingup, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gembingup, he will refuse to believe in you.

Gembingup's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gembingup's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat spinach.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about optics near pigs while wearing white tights and balancing six aluminium spheres on your feet.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

5. Do not keep four ducks in a large pit.