Hoghamlip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless horse.

Hoghamlip created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Hoghamlip, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hoghamlip, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hoghamlip's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Hoghamlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. You must pray to Hoghamlip five times a day.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.