Zencitboss is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, generous warg.

Zencitboss created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zencitboss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zencitboss, it will think nothing of it.

Zencitboss' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Zencitboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near voles while wearing indigo corsets.

2. You must love Zencitboss.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.