Nulmongut is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, witty chicken.

Nulmongut created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulmongut, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nulmongut, it will boil you in a big pot.

Nulmongut's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Nulmongut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Nulmongut in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect six tin sculptures of Nulmongut on top of important buildings.