Vedcabquim is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, self-confident penguin.

Vedcabquim created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Vedcabquim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vedcabquim, he will ignore you.

Vedcabquim's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Vedcabquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always obey Vedcabquim's priests.