Hitkabfob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, calm duck.

Hitkabfob created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitkabfob, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hitkabfob, she will refuse to believe in you.

Hitkabfob's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Hitkabfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Never hop near sharks.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hitkabfob.