Misdavbag Ratgodstig is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, thoughtless meerkat.

Misdavbag Ratgodstig created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misdavbag Ratgodstig, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Misdavbag Ratgodstig, he will turn you into a goat.

Misdavbag Ratgodstig's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Misdavbag Ratgodstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt pigs.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not eat peas.