Wodfligpin Batjapvog Fighotratwab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful jellyfish.

Wodfligpin Batjapvog Fighotratwab created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodfligpin Batjapvog Fighotratwab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wodfligpin Batjapvog Fighotratwab, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wodfligpin Batjapvog Fighotratwab's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Wodfligpin Batjapvog Fighotratwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.