Jen Sisdandub is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, slow wombat.

Jen Sisdandub created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jen Sisdandub, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jen Sisdandub, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jen Sisdandub's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Jen Sisdandub's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Always wear white.