Tiggebdod is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, loving tapir.

Tiggebdod created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tiggebdod, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tiggebdod, it will turn you into a puffin.

Tiggebdod's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Tiggebdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never jump near tortoises.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.