Begmab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-assured wasp.

Begmab created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begmab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Begmab, he will turn you into a frog.

Begmab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Begmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt horses.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.