Zogstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, prudent hamster.

Zogstaf created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogstaf, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zogstaf, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zogstaf's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Zogstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think ill of sick sharks.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never feed grapes to eagles while wearing purple shirts.