Wanrillfig is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, deceitful pig.

Wanrillfig created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Wanrillfig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wanrillfig, he will come to you in dreams.

Wanrillfig's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Wanrillfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Feed all hungry nematodes.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never think ill of sick geese.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.