Cussligyam is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy goblin.

Cussligyam created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussligyam, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cussligyam, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cussligyam's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cussligyam's Holy Commandments

1. Cussligyam loves whales, so they must be honoured.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cussligyam.