Padrowfab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, fast alligator.

Padrowfab created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padrowfab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Padrowfab, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Padrowfab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Padrowfab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Padrowfab.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Retreat if three frogs approach from the north.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Always treat doves with great respect.