Jarntettimot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable chicken.

Jarntettimot created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jarntettimot, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jarntettimot, she will turn you into a worm.

Jarntettimot's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Jarntettimot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. You must pray to Jarntettimot three times a day.

5. Never pour water over plants.