Rillontyarp is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, benevolent tapir.

Rillontyarp created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillontyarp, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rillontyarp, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rillontyarp's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Rillontyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Rillontyarp must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.