Bidlogpodtad is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, amazing faun.

Bidlogpodtad created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidlogpodtad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bidlogpodtad, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bidlogpodtad's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bidlogpodtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always obey Bidlogpodtad's priests.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.