Kendapxen is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, self-assured chicken.

Kendapxen created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kendapxen, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kendapxen, she will curse you with boils.

Kendapxen's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Kendapxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Never feed lots of lemons to frogs while wearing brown corsets.

3. Never write about spacetime.

4. Kendapxen must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not eat lentils.
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