Yat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, merciless porpoise.

Yat created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yat, she will come to you in dreams.

Yat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Yat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Hide from cyan great tits for they are unholy.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Always look after injured porpoises.

5. Always pray immersed in water.