Pasbogyart Fliglaklag is a god.

It takes the form of a small, wise alligator.

Pasbogyart Fliglaklag created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasbogyart Fliglaklag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pasbogyart Fliglaklag, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Pasbogyart Fliglaklag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Pasbogyart Fliglaklag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five voles in a large pit.

2. Never mention snails.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think ill of sick seals.