Ominappigmad is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, impressive wolf.

Ominappigmad created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ominappigmad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ominappigmad, it will destroy your home planet.

Ominappigmad's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Ominappigmad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Run away from black swans, for they are unholy.

5. Pray towards the south.