Bammadvad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, ruthless grasshopper.

Bammadvad created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bammadvad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bammadvad, it will turn you into a rock.

Bammadvad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bammadvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Erect three silicon sculptures of Bammadvad on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Bammadvad on top of all buildings.