Ruttlakhigfadhadcutwon is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, wise newt.

Ruttlakhigfadhadcutwon created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttlakhigfadhadcutwon, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ruttlakhigfadhadcutwon, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ruttlakhigfadhadcutwon's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Ruttlakhigfadhadcutwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.