Cit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omniscient donkey.

Cit created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cit, it will destroy your home planet.

Cit's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Cit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Never sing near tapirs.