Cubinghin is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, merciless ant.

Cubinghin created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubinghin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cubinghin, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cubinghin's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cubinghin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near sharks while wearing violet scarves and balancing six carbon spheres on your back.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near snails while wearing indigo shoes.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.