Nannullyakyar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous hummingbird.

Nannullyakyar created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nannullyakyar, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nannullyakyar, it will be mildly annoyed.

Nannullyakyar's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Nannullyakyar's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Run away if three mice approach from the north.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never eat green fruit.