Nannullyakyar is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous
hummingbird.
Nannullyakyar created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nannullyakyar, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Nannullyakyar, it will be mildly annoyed.
Nannullyakyar's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Nannullyakyar's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Run away if three mice approach from the north.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Never eat green fruit.