Kabcadbun Motbetcan is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable swallow.

Kabcadbun Motbetcan created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabcadbun Motbetcan, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kabcadbun Motbetcan, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kabcadbun Motbetcan's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Kabcadbun Motbetcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Always help porpoises.