Vinwitfidgut is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unjust
slug.
Vinwitfidgut created the planet Venus two million years ago.
If you believe in
Vinwitfidgut, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Vinwitfidgut, he will be very sad.
Vinwitfidgut's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Vinwitfidgut's Holy Commandments1. Hide if nine bats approach from the west.
2. Never talk about quantum gravity near voles while wearing green scarves.
3. Never run in the presence of snakes.
4. Never eat beans.
5. Run away if five squirrels approach from the north.