Gedsagstip is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, amazing ferret.

Gedsagstip created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Gedsagstip, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gedsagstip, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gedsagstip's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Gedsagstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Gedsagstip must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near bats while wearing fawn trousers and balancing nine copper spheres on your face.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.