Fedhakhad is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, duplicitous
bee.
Fedhakhad created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fedhakhad, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Fedhakhad, it will turn you into a tree.
Fedhakhad's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Fedhakhad's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Do not run in public.
3. Feed all hungry pigs.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fedhakhad.
5. Never mention tortoises.