Fedhakhad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, duplicitous bee.

Fedhakhad created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedhakhad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fedhakhad, it will turn you into a tree.

Fedhakhad's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Fedhakhad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Feed all hungry pigs.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fedhakhad.

5. Never mention tortoises.