Gannankenmilveenlaptadflow
is a god.
He takes the form of a small, bad-tempered
owl
.
Gannankenmilveenlaptadflow
created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gannankenmilveenlaptadflow
, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Gannankenmilveenlaptadflow
, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Gannankenmilveenlaptadflow's
most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Gannankenmilveenlaptadflow's Holy Commandments
1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Do not hurt mice.
3. Never look at moons.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Never think about dwarf planets.
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