Kikbogkab is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, egotistical
bird.
Kikbogkab created life seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kikbogkab, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Kikbogkab, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Kikbogkab's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Kikbogkab's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.
2. Never think about amino acids.
3. Never hurt ducks.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Kikbogkab must be the most important thing in your life.