Limcatyak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart spider.

Limcatyak created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Limcatyak, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Limcatyak, it will remove you from existence.

Limcatyak's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Limcatyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill goats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. You must love Limcatyak.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Limcatyak.

5. Retreat if five hamsters approach from the east.