Mishadgun is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent toad.

Mishadgun created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mishadgun, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mishadgun, he will be mildly annoyed.

Mishadgun's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Mishadgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near aardvarks while wearing magenta trousers and balancing three silicon spheres on your feet.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never hop near manatees.

5. Never write about black holes.