Camyattbam is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, conceited fox.

Camyattbam created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camyattbam, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Camyattbam, he will think nothing of it.

Camyattbam's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Camyattbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of grapes to manatees while wearing yellow shirts.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Camyattbam in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never laugh in holy places.
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