Vilstanjig is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, smart
parrot.
Vilstanjig created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vilstanjig, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Vilstanjig, he will curse you with boils.
Vilstanjig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Vilstanjig's Holy Commandments1. Never think about cell theory.
2. Never mention ducks.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Hide if eight rats approach from the east.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.