Hugpangup is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, omnipotent hummingbird.

Hugpangup created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugpangup, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hugpangup, she will turn you into a duck.

Hugpangup's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hugpangup's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Feed all hungry nematodes.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Hugpangup in the centre of the settlement.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hugpangup.

5. Never eat green fruit.