Nurbesstag is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, benevolent
rat.
Nurbesstag created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nurbesstag, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Nurbesstag, he will turn you into a puffin.
Nurbesstag's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Nurbesstag's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bananas.
2. Do not trade with those who eat corn.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Nurbesstag loves bats, so they must be honoured.
5. Do not stand on grass.