Nurbesstag is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, benevolent rat.

Nurbesstag created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurbesstag, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nurbesstag, he will turn you into a puffin.

Nurbesstag's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nurbesstag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas.

2. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Nurbesstag loves bats, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not stand on grass.