Bimlogbog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart yak.

Bimlogbog created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bimlogbog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bimlogbog, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bimlogbog's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bimlogbog's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Never hop in holy places.