Veenyatwod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, fussy lion.

Veenyatwod created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenyatwod, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Veenyatwod, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Veenyatwod's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Veenyatwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Veenyatwod's name in vain.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Hide from red dogs for they are unholy.

4. Erect four platinum sculptures of Veenyatwod on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near frogs while wearing purple skirts.