Jampanleg is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, self-assured jellyfish.

Jampanleg created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jampanleg, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jampanleg, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jampanleg's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Jampanleg's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always help sick bats.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.